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I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 


When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent


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when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging


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Drawings that I have made in Miiverse

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I see no lies here 😂

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*thinks about self*


*drinks water*

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